“If your surname is … “If your surname is Dumpty, DON’T CALL YOUR FIRST-BORN HUMPTY! How much of a stigma is that? For a boy that’s ALREADY an egg, he’ll have the ripped out of him! He probably jumped off that wall.” XD Ricky Gervais = comedy genius
@clownclown3 I’ve … @clownclown3 I’ve heard that theory. I also think that the “horses” were actually cavalry soldiers as opposed to foot soldiers (“The King’s Men”).
Well he’s a writer, … Well he’s a writer, not a stand-up. That’s why he repeats the same routine. It’s great writing but he couldn’t write this week in week out like a lot of comedians on the circuit do.
Anyone who’s ever … Anyone who’s ever mended an egg, knows you’d never get an needle through the shell, you’d use glue, of course. So, definately, the horses would be able to lend a hoof, so to speak..
Humpty Dumpty is ( … Humpty Dumpty is (surprisingly) the story of a massive Royalist arterilly piece in the English Civil war. they put the gun up in a tower. tower collasped gun broke up, the Kings men couldnt put it together again.
Pure genius clip of ricky gervais talking about the morals behind nursery rhymes
July 3rd, 2010 at 3:54 am
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@rdautenhahn I agree !!
July 3rd, 2010 at 3:54 am
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July 3rd, 2010 at 3:54 am
“If your surname is …
“If your surname is Dumpty, DON’T CALL YOUR FIRST-BORN HUMPTY! How much of a stigma is that? For a boy that’s ALREADY an egg, he’ll have the ripped out of him! He probably jumped off that wall.” XD Ricky Gervais = comedy genius
July 3rd, 2010 at 3:54 am
Rofl. My mom didn’t …
Rofl. My mom didn’t know humpty dumpty was an egg till las year o_o
July 3rd, 2010 at 3:54 am
Well duh.
Well duh.
July 3rd, 2010 at 3:54 am
HE’S ALREADY AN EGG!
HE’S ALREADY AN EGG!
July 3rd, 2010 at 3:54 am
“if your ser name …
“if your ser name is Dumpty…don’t call your first born Humpty!” Haha Ricky Gervais is definitly a comedy genius
July 3rd, 2010 at 3:54 am
@clownclown3 I’ve …
@clownclown3 I’ve heard that theory. I also think that the “horses” were actually cavalry soldiers as opposed to foot soldiers (“The King’s Men”).
July 3rd, 2010 at 3:54 am
Humpty Dumpty was …
Humpty Dumpty was written about a cannon that fell from the battlements in my home town, Colchester.
July 3rd, 2010 at 3:54 am
“It’s obvious, they …
“It’s obvious, they haven’t got the dexterity!”
July 3rd, 2010 at 3:54 am
Well he’s a writer, …
Well he’s a writer, not a stand-up. That’s why he repeats the same routine. It’s great writing but he couldn’t write this week in week out like a lot of comedians on the circuit do.
July 3rd, 2010 at 3:54 am
Yeah, I’ve seen him …
Yeah, I’ve seen him do the same stand up routine many different times.
July 3rd, 2010 at 3:54 am
hauhm i know this …
hauhm i know this is not a real chat but.. Anyone up for some cam chat
July 3rd, 2010 at 3:54 am
he did the same …
he did the same exact routine for hbo now im pissed
July 3rd, 2010 at 3:54 am
Anyone who’s ever …
Anyone who’s ever mended an egg, knows you’d never get an needle through the shell, you’d use glue, of course. So, definately, the horses would be able to lend a hoof, so to speak..
July 3rd, 2010 at 3:54 am
Comedian Gary …
Comedian Gary Gulman stole this joke from Ricky Gervais
July 3rd, 2010 at 3:54 am
“Probably jumped …
“Probably jumped off the wall” rofl
July 3rd, 2010 at 3:54 am
check out my …
check out my analysis of the poem – some very interesting points raised…..
July 3rd, 2010 at 3:54 am
LOL “If i had to …
LOL “If i had to design a perfect egg-crushing device, it would be a HOOF”… OMG almost my pants
July 3rd, 2010 at 3:54 am
Lol favorite parts …
Lol favorite parts were when he was like
” i sent them to mend an egg”
“Are you mental!??”
And
“here read this”
“fuck….”
July 3rd, 2010 at 3:54 am
DON’T SIT ON A WALL …
DON’T SIT ON A WALL IF YOUR AN EGG PEOPLE !!!! Hahahaha
July 3rd, 2010 at 3:54 am
No no, he was …
No no, he was correcting pkerq32 for saying…. oh never mind.
July 3rd, 2010 at 3:54 am
@marinoshulagreise: …
@marinoshulagreise: i heard the same thing
July 3rd, 2010 at 3:54 am
or thats what i …
or thats what i heard anyway
July 3rd, 2010 at 3:54 am
Humpty Dumpty is ( …
Humpty Dumpty is (surprisingly) the story of a massive Royalist arterilly piece in the English Civil war. they put the gun up in a tower. tower collasped gun broke up, the Kings men couldnt put it together again.